What does my dream mean?

I had a dream where I had to find Sea Lions by playing my PokeFlute, then I would get teleported to their caves where we would play for hours on end, then I had to teach Freddy and Jason not to kill teenagers, which after a while actually worked, then Freddy ran around picking up trash with his claws like those pole thingies that people use on the side of the highway when they are doing community service, then somehow I was in my house, and my dog bought me a Wii, which I was, like, CRAZY excited about, and we played Super Mario Galaxy ALL day, it was so much fun! After that, I discovered a time machine, and I went back in time onto the set of Full House to get Bob Saget off his amphetamine addiction (who knew Bob Saget had an amphetamine addiction?) but the weird thing was, the time machine was actually a stuffed bear that you had to talk to to go back in time, and you also had to name it, and I named it Einstein and I sent it exactly one minute into the future to test it out, (none of my friends laughed at this reference, which made me sad) and it worked and when it came back it was a stuffed Barney the Dinosaur doll which made it twice as awesome as it was in the first place, then I flew off to Hogwarts on my broomstick, which I got from the future with my Time Barney, where I met Harry Potter and stuff, then all of the sudden, my friend appeared out of nowhere and started goin' crazy about Nutter Butters being the most underrated cookie or somethin' like that, then I got chased down some stairs by a stick figure wearing a pig costume, and then I ended up being the best of friends with Randy (that was the stick pigs name) and we ate Rice Krispies and did other stuff best friends do, like escape from a prison in Maine after the Warden starts using the prisoners for his money laundering schemes, to live in a the city of Zihuatanejo in Mexico, where we lived out our days in harmony. True story.